this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
fucking turtles, man
it;s like, they know
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
Justin Timberlake discovers the robotic brain hatch on the back of Michelle Obama’s head
this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen