Whats that smell?

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

p5stuck:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

p5stuck:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

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timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

fairy-wren:

violet backed starling
(photo)

fairy-wren:

violet backed starling

(photo)

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake discovers the robotic brain hatch on the back of Michelle Obama’s head

fmptard:


this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen