Whats that smell?

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

i have googled “squirrel king” and “deer god” in the past two days.