May 2013
I graduated college today.
vondell-swain:
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
richwhitelesbian:
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
“There were moments when he looked on evil simply as a mode through which he...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via mirroir)
rabioheab:
imagine a new born baby named grandma
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
timelordy-teganbreann:
swim-two-birds:
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
Watchfourth-meal:
Leaked footage of Wind Waker HD
