4 days in my favorite place in the entire world. Time for a Mo’s sandwich. A chocolate covered scorpion. Another Mo’s sandwich. A cowboy themed restaurant. Another Mo’s sandwich. Maybe a visit to Pancho’s to get free stickers like I have since i was 3. I love Pismo. I’ll be back on Saturday.
I’m really bad at coming up with ideas for my blog. Mostly because i have conditioned myself to basic facebook status updates. damn you social networking. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
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desertgarden asked: This isn't really a question, so much as a demand. I want to get pedicures with you and Trevor.
Beach today. I dont know who all is going but im ready to get sunburn!
Promptly at 10:27 the Teeber and I graced Nail Forum with our Sasquatchian feet. While a small asian lady massaged my feet, Trevor and i talked about cannibalism and Alton Brown (not related in the same conversation). Just when i thought “THIS COULDNT GET ANY GAYER.” typical stevenson ranch mother looked at me and started to talk to me about her son. Yay. After i left, trevor and...
I always thought beagles just layed on top of dog houses and shot down the red Barron. Jake the dog is fucking awesome and has a massive dog boner for the Teeber. I mean come on, this dog walks on two legs. Pretty badass
First day of tumblr
What the fuck is this? and thats all i have to say about that
You’re never too old to go to space camp.– Stranger Than Fiction