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OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
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me too spongebob
(via pizza)
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
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99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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