(Source: susgirl, via pizza)
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
(Source: franeurysm, via mehota-honehe)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
(Source: poyzn, via spookykiss)